The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
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The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
I have reason to believe that the Mario brothers are forming a conspiracy. In every game they've been the heroes. I think all the glory has started to go to their heads. And furthermore, why don't they hurry up and marry their princesses? Peach and Daisy can't-and shouldn't-have to wait for them forever. Maybe Bowser is just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe he's not such a bad guy-he does love Peach after all-and Mario has just twisted lies of spiraling hatred and deceit to secure her as his own! THAT IS IT I KNOW IT! What do you think about them? Are they deserving of the Princesses who love them, or are even the Princesses thugs? You tell me.
The greedy fool...
Does that look like a friendly neighborhood plumber to you? I THINK NOT!
In 1999, Mario was arrested for Reckless Driving, and DUI. Obviously this picture is proof.
Mario was thrown off the Mushroom Kingdom golf team for aggressive conduct.
He has also been arrested for assault on various occasions.
Luigi was also arrested in 1999 for cruelty to animals. What this picture doesn't show is the helpless koopa that Luigi was kicking at the time.
The above picture was taken while the two brothers were breaking into Bowser's castle, no doubt to steal from his treasury. *Bowser's castle not shown for legal purposes.
The expression on Luigi's face when he was caught.
Daisy after losing in a golf tournament. Five people were sent to MK Hospital with serious injuries.
Peach was seen leaving a fancy restaurant with Bowser last Friday night. Obviously something is going on.
It may be hard to see, but this picture shows Peach feeding a helpless Toad to her *boyfriend* Bowser.
The greedy fool...
Does that look like a friendly neighborhood plumber to you? I THINK NOT!
In 1999, Mario was arrested for Reckless Driving, and DUI. Obviously this picture is proof.
Mario was thrown off the Mushroom Kingdom golf team for aggressive conduct.
He has also been arrested for assault on various occasions.
Luigi was also arrested in 1999 for cruelty to animals. What this picture doesn't show is the helpless koopa that Luigi was kicking at the time.
The above picture was taken while the two brothers were breaking into Bowser's castle, no doubt to steal from his treasury. *Bowser's castle not shown for legal purposes.
The expression on Luigi's face when he was caught.
Daisy after losing in a golf tournament. Five people were sent to MK Hospital with serious injuries.
Peach was seen leaving a fancy restaurant with Bowser last Friday night. Obviously something is going on.
It may be hard to see, but this picture shows Peach feeding a helpless Toad to her *boyfriend* Bowser.
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Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
I think they are heroes...but Bowser is just a cry-baby villain and I luff him. The PRINCESSES are the ones causing the hold up. They aren't sure if they want to marry plumbers *nod nod*. Peach keeps getting kidnapped to see if Bowser would be tolerable as a mate, since if he is then she can marry for title and rank. However, it seems she has some feelings for Mario as she went and saved him when he got kidnapped. We don't know what's the matter with Daisy. The DUI charages are FRAUD. Pacman OBVIOUSLY provoked him. Someone who is playing soccer isn't going to look like your neighborhood plumber. So he knows how to put a game face on. Give the plumber a break and watch his mad skillz.
Anyway, if Peach didn't get kidnapped, if Bowser didn't keep meddling, if Mario didn't play every sport known to man, then not just the Mario bros. but all characters IN Mario games would suffer. Thus, Mario and Luigi are a hero not only to the mushroom kingdom, but to the Mario gaming franchise as well. *nod nod*
Anyway, if Peach didn't get kidnapped, if Bowser didn't keep meddling, if Mario didn't play every sport known to man, then not just the Mario bros. but all characters IN Mario games would suffer. Thus, Mario and Luigi are a hero not only to the mushroom kingdom, but to the Mario gaming franchise as well. *nod nod*
Shadow_Girl- Posts : 203
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Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
Then how do you explain these photos? They're proof that the Mario brothers, as well as the Princesses, are NO GOOD.
Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
Most these pics are just the mario bros doing their heroic thing. OF COURSE, anyone who wants to twist it around can type nasty things and say that's what they were doing. One is fanart, I explained a few, it was already known Peach was going back and forth between Mario and Luigi. Most of them are just fraud explanations and no REAL photo evidence. Just a bored person who had nothing better to talk about...
Shadow_Girl- Posts : 203
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Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
I WILL GET THE TRUTH OUT!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!
Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
You'll get the truth out cause no one will believe your photos.
Shadow_Girl- Posts : 203
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Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
I think you're wrong. There's more where those came from!
Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
More screen caps twisted to made-up charges. *dressed up as lawyer* OBJECTION!
Shadow_Girl- Posts : 203
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Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
Mario is evil for sure. Luigi and Bowser are innocent, and Peach is the cause of all things bad. But PAC-MAN, he's the root of all terrible-ness...
Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
IF Mario is evil, then its PACMAN'S fault.
Shadow_Girl- Posts : 203
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Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
You're in denial! You know that Mario is plain evil. He and peach both! I like Bowser, so his being evil is actually good. Daisy I could care less about though.
Re: The Mario Brothers: Dedicated Heroes or Decievers?
here's my opion mario and luige are...3...2...1...GAY
The Beaver- Posts : 99
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