Silly Sayings...

We all have to love those silly sentences that get said when we have to go somewhere. What ones have you heard that really made you laugh?
Example:

Let's make like a banana and split!
Let's make like a bread truck and haul buns!
Let's make like a tree and leaf!

List your's below, and please make sure they have a G-rating people. ~~

'I am all that and a bag of po-tay-to chips.'

That's not exactly what I meant, but still funny!

Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Still not what I was talking about (see the examples in the first post), but that's neat too. ^^